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Mad Men Re-Up: My Old Kentucky Home

August 31, 2009 by Geriatric · Leave a Comment 

That happened. Last night we were treated to The Mad Men Follies ; Roger performing vaudeville style (complete with blackface), an extended Pete and Trudy Campbell dance sequence (I knew they were just teasing us when he briefly cut footloose in the season premiere), Jersey boy Paul and his drug dealer doing some a cappella, and (my favorite) Joan playing the accordion and singing in French. It was, by far, the sexiest thing we are likely to see on television for quite some time. Joan was p

Tortoise – The Garage, London 25/08/09

August 31, 2009 by Geriatric · Leave a Comment 

Photography by Valerio Berdini I hadn’t been to the Garage in years, that misbegotten charnel pit, dizzy at the top of Upper Street in Islington. I’d seen Neurosis here once – during the times of the IRA bombings – and on route to the venue had been manhandled by a stern copper with a gun; I’d also been deafened by the mighty Six by Seven here, who somehow suited the scuzz and dirt of the venue. My last visit must have been in 1995 or something – to see a buzz band Truly, out of Seattle. Th

Geriatric For A Fortnight

August 31, 2009 by Geriatric · Leave a Comment 

Healthy young medical students spend ten days living as nursing home residents.

John Rambo Will Return in Rambo V

August 31, 2009 by Geriatric · Leave a Comment 

Sylvester Stallone will soon don the red headband once again for a fifth adventure featuring everyone’s favorite geriatric action hero, John Rambo. The cleverly-titled Rambo V was greenlit by Nu Image/Millennium Films over the weekend. According to Variety, the next installment will feature Rambo battling a band of human traffickers and drug lords to rescue a child kidnapped near the United State’s border with Mexico. Isn’t that really what they’re all about, though? Stallone, as he did wi

Rambo and Bad Boys are hopping on board the sequel train…again

August 31, 2009 by Geriatric · Leave a Comment 

Did ya like Rambo ? Of course you did! It was a blast watching a 60-something-year-old Sly Stallone pumping lead into some particularly not-nice Burmese gentlemen. Well what would you say if I told you that we’d get to see an even older Sly doing the same thing to some drug lords along the Mexican-American border? You’d say “fuck yeah,” right? Well, ask and you shall recieve. Variety reports that the green light has been lit for the fifth installment in the series, which will brin

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